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Uproar as after-school Satan club forms at Tennessee elementary school(www.theguardian.com)

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Community members in a Tennessee school district want to banish Satan from their children’s halls after the formation of a new club was announced.

The After School Satan Club (ASSC) wants to establish a branch in Chimneyrock elementary school in the Memphis-Shelby county schools (MSCS) district.

Cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/9594849

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KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world
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It’s so funny seeing Cristians protest against these clubs that they don’t understand, and the best part is they can’t do shit.

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gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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Sorry (not sorry), Christians - religious freedom means freedom to practice ALL religions. This is categorically a constitutional matter, and you do not have a legal recourse to halt this (nor should you).

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CoolMatt@lemmy.world
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Which especially funny because it’s part of the same religion, just the “other side”

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cheese_greater@lemmy.world
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Godspeed

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PeachMan@lemmy.world
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Satanspeed?

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Wodge@lemmy.world
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Beelzebubboost?

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CALIGVLA@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Better than an after-school christian club ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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athos77@kbin.social
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Well, the reason for the after school Satan club was that they had a pre school Christian club.

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r00ty@kbin.life
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Breakfast with God, dinner with the Devil!

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BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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How most Christians naturally react through the day due to coping mechanisms that rely on a being that isn’t real and can do nothing for you lol.

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CALIGVLA@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Yeah, and I’d wager it’s better than an after-school christian club.

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foggy@lemmy.world
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Hell yeah

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Magnor@lemmy.magnor.ovh
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Hail yourself

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EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world
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Hail the flying spaghetti monster!

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Magnor@lemmy.magnor.ovh
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Ramen

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