A fight-or-flight triggering high-pitched noise plays every night starting at 21:00
The only way to make it imperceptible to you is to plug yourself into the work server
Next up: AI controlled exoskeletons so you can still work when you’re dead.
I know this is a joke, but that’s just robots with a flesh body inside for no reason
Not another. If this works, I’m actually gonna commit arson so this doesn’t continue to exist.
Sleep already does that. They’ve researched it and found we make better decisions when we sleep on it. Problem is companies think that’s too slow and have to make decisions in 5 seconds.
This is great, honestly.
Market it as a productivity tool to raise money from rando VCs, make a product that can be used by anyone for anything, I win by getting to, uh, have fun with people in my dreams.
