Pick whatever non-NATO source.

99 points

He will be putin a coffin

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They will be russian to put him in the ground.

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Lenin on the shovel after stalin long enough to only dig half the hole.

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This guy vodkas

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Yup, nothing to figure out there. At the end of the day it’s just siberian any other coffin

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97 points

He would die.

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Technically correct. The best kind of correct

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7 points

What if he have nano machine, son?

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Nano machine lost in pocket. Putin die.

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During his next public speech, you’d notice that his eyebrows are slightly bushier, his voice is slightly deeper, and he’s suddenly an inch taller.

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"Doppelgangers! Listen!

There is a good news and a bad news for you this morning.

The good news is: Our Great Leader has survived the dangerous attack last night.

The other news is: He has lost his right arm. "

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Took me a few moments to get this

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I tried searching but to no avail, is it a quote?

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No matter who actually did it. Russia would blame Ukraine/NATO/USA/The West in general, together and separately in rotation.

After that I have no real idea, who would succeed. There would be a massive power struggle both in the government and military.

There is a strong possibility that several of the autonomous regions within the Russian federation would try to break away. There is about a 20% chance of a civil war because of this.

And about a 1% chance of nukes being used.

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Well Ukraine is on the table as a non-NATO source and obvious contender given the war.

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Ukraine would do it with the help of several other Western nations. A definite team effort!

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I doubt anyone would help them given the implication.

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Currently, there is no other really powerful figure next to him.

Therefore a giant power vacuum emerges.

The war would stop, probably very soon. But then the situation gets chaotic and unpredictable.

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I’d wager the war goes from internal, to internal civil war, if Putin dies, as various power blocks try either secure their own positions/power, or reach for more.

assuming they didnt try to blame the west, which then things get far more worse for NATO states, and possibly hot

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There’s got to be some kind of Vice Putin isn’t there? A guy who can step in and rule with an iron fist and keep things running? Or is this just some kind of jackal feeding frenzy sort of situation when he dies?

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Yeah I’d imagine the troops in Ukraine would be pulled back into Russia largely to secure someone’s position in their upper ranks, with only enough to maintain defensive positions in Ukraine. If Ukraine broke through during this period it’d probably be over while Russia is distracted with internal issues.

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largely to secure someone’s position in their upper ranks

Yes, or simply because noone else really wants this war (=wants the country to pay the price of this war).

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