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Personally I prefer `throw new nullpointerexception`(pawb.social)

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nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de
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Linux: kill

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Chris@lemmy.ml
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Also Linux: zombies, orphans

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Mirodir@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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Daemons

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epyon22@sh.itjust.works
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This is my favorite. I did php early in my career and for years I would have to Google " equivalent explode/implode" because it was so memorable

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goodnessme@lemmy.world
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C++ is actually std::exit(), exit() is C.

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JebanuusPisusII@szmer.info
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Libdbus: Trying to remove a child that doesn’t believe we’re it’s parent.

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amanaftermidnight@lemmy.world
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PHP is so bad even PHP wants to die().

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