32 points
God is so gay he forgot to make women a thing at first
13 points
31 points
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Inventing dick is more than a little gay and I’m glad he did it.
12 points
21 points
Yo God is holding the Holy Hand Grenade
15 points
If we’re talking nature, God has some really twisted ideas about sex and procreation in general.
Just ask bedbugs (“traumatic insemination”) or angler fish (“parasitic mating”).
7 points
5 points
2 points
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6 points
This legitimately keeps homophobes up at night.
