42 points

Hipster burger restaurant starter pack.

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23 points

And the main burger is called ‘the americano’ which is fatty, with too much cheese, and a sweet relish.

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5 points

That does describe America pretty well though

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24 points

Fries on the side are a minimum for me.

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32 points

ok but they’re served in something weird.

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12 points

Truffle oil with rosemary and artisanal oregano grown on the roof in our sustainable vertical farm.

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2 points

That actually sounds kind of good

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21 points

A silver plated original civil war shovelhead plastered with googly eyes as a plate

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13 points

A miniature frying basket is the default.

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37 points

“if i pay $50,000 for this hanging piece of flare, and only stay open from 4-10pm we can siphon money from money with our money from the people who have money. But our waiter? minimum wage, cameras in the back our head chef is a wanker from out of state who pretended to be something they are clearly not, and the wine? straight from my vineyard, with minimal staff, green card only workers and an ever living hate for anything that shows compassion or empathy. that’ll be $18 a glass of home wine and $38 for alfredo pasta add $8 for broccoli add $10 for chicken. what…what’s wrong this is just business.”

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…and they always put an egg on top of the burger for fucks sake.

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54 points

To be fair, egg on a burger is pretty good

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-17 points

No it fucking isn’t.

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13 points

I’ve upvoted you both

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4 points

That’s, just, like, you know, your opinion, man

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12 points

I admire your passion. How do you feel about peanut butter on a burger?

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3 points

It was messy, but I still loved it. Them my body spontaneously became allergic to eggs. A tragic loss to my taste buds, especially since a lot of the Asian foods I love like to include eggs (Ramen, fried rice, Omurice, Kimbap, oyakodon, etc etc).

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4 points

This just reminds me I never went through with my 2010s business idea of opening a restaurant called “With an egg on top”.

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1 point

I’d be there weekly, so many things are just better with an egg on top.

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I’ve never once seen a $22 hamburger. Even at hipster places.

Edit: Not a single example that fits the meme. Sad.

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5 points

Its the new normal in Australia at hipster cafes

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But what’s your minimum wage?

Edit: it’s $23

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1 point

Barely liveable. For comparison a Big Mac is $7.60 and a Whopper is $9.40.

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1 point

Aha! Must be Australian dollars!

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I mean sure, if we want to play the not USD currency game. But I don’t think that was what I’d bring implied here 🤷‍♂️

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2 points

To be fair tho I live in Chicago and there’s 2 of these places by me. But there’s another 2 that I can get a loaded combo with fries and a drink for about $10 USD and it’s always fresh and delicious.

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11 points

You should go out more

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3 points

Or not. I can’t say I’m better off for having seen $25 burgers.

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-4 points

I got out just plenty. Can you point out a popular fast burger place selling a $22 burger?

Unless fools want to try and pull iTs noT usd bullshit I bet much doubt you’ll find anything very popular.

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popular fast burger place

This post isn’t about fast food places. It’s about overpriced local shops that sprung up in the formerly “bad” part of town and are run usually by <30 year olds with no business experience. Give me your hometown and I promise I can find one of them online for you to go to

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5 points

Every hipster place in France is charging €20+ for burgers, but you’d go straight out of business if you tried serving them without sides

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-6 points

Not what was said 🤷‍♂️

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3 points

Here in Seattle I routinely see a burger get near that mark.

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1 point

Link

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Okay, Fries are included with this one but I’d say anything over 16 bucks can be rounded up to 20, taking tip and taxes into account.

You’ve also got Purple in downtown. Miso burger is damn good but is 22 bucks.

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