un-fukken-believable! biden tries to make us all drink beer…from plants, as animals!

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That’s exactly the kind of statement I would expect from an average fox host. So obviously dumb that I can’t even make fun of it because it seems like satire/sarcasm already.

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If you view Fox purely as a satire, its becomes watchable again

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Itd be like watching starship troopers, but less fun…

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Reminds me of the M:TG parody in Fallout 2, the item description of which went like this:

“Tragic: The Garnering. As addictive as crack, but less fun”

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It’s like when all the chuds loved the Colbert Report because they thought he was super republican. Took a while before they realized it was satire.

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A significantly large portion of their audience will be mad about this. They are told what to be mad about, not validate it

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My mom was super pissed when Country Crock announced they were making plant based butter. She threw a straight up hissy fit about it and wouldn’t even budge when I told her the Country Crock that she has been buying for decades has always been plant based.

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Well the current one seem to be horsepiss based.

And in Poland they supposedly add animal bile to beer instead of hops because it’s cheaper.

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I have so many questions but not enough to Google the topic lol

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I think it’s a joke based on the quality of beer mass produced in the US usually being referred to as horse piss, piss water, etc. Being weak and flavorless etc. Having drank my fair share of US mainstream beers I would have to agree.

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I’m drawing the line at plant-based vegetables

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39 points

In biden’s america, floors are made out of floor.

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I for one welcome our transition to non-plant beer. Time to pur ourselves fermented bee puke, aka mead.

Mead. Mead! MEAD!

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