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Marjorie Taylor Greene Rages at 'Stupid People' She Has To Work With(www.newsweek.com)

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deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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If there is one moron at work, you have a moronic coworker.

If everyone at work is a moron, you are the moronic coworker.

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Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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Or you sleep with a bunch of managers

Edit… I typed work, you damn phone. Or maybe I’m tired and need sleep

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WashedOver@lemmy.ca
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Well when it comes to personal trainers this works

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gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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I mean, it would be somewhat on-brand for her

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SuperDuper@lemmy.world
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If it smells like shit near someone, avoid them.

If it smells like shit near anyone, check the bottom of your shoe.

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RobotToaster@mander.xyz
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To be fair she does work in congress

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SokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.ml
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“Imagine you’re an idiot. Now imagine you’re in Congress. But I repeat myself.”

–Mark Twain

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rtxn@lemmy.world
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Did she encounter a mirror?

(it’s a joke, I know there are enough clowns in washington to create a natinowide job shortage in circuses)

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IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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… and an echo

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The Barto@sh.itjust.works
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Lol she’d never pass the mirror test.

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SokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.ml
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She entered that room at the end of Enter the Dragon.

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TWeaK@lemm.ee
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Wait I genuinely thought Newsweek was satire

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Neato@kbin.social
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Oh boy if only.

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AFK BRB Chocolate@lemmy.world
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They used to be a respected news publication, but then they got bought and turned into a streaming pile of dung. It’s all about what gets clicks now, so your confusion is understandable.

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TheAuthor_13@lemm.ee
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It’s like the Queen looking down upon her subjects with disgust.

Let them eat gespacho (police)

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Lophostemon@aussie.zone
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Nah I think Queen Elizabeth was not a complete out of touch monster. Can’t say the same for most other parts of The Firm.

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TheAuthor_13@lemm.ee
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Not disagreeing; my statement was about MTG being the Queen of the Schmucks, not comparing her to Liz or any current monarchs

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Lophostemon@aussie.zone
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Righto.

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