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Mayonnaise.

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Excellent! I thought I was the only deranged person who loves freshly cooked rice with some mayo. I’ve noticed a lot of people really look down on mayonnaise for some reason, when all it is, is some egg and oil, salt optional but great IMO, and some lemon juice to complement, also optional. I feel that just goes really well with a starch like rice!

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I don’t want to entirely pull the rug out from under you, but you may still be the only person who loves that. I was making what I intended to be an obviously disgusting joke. I’m sorry. :P

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You’re forgiven. I know I’m not the only person though, I’m Chilean and we love putting mayo on everything over there. I’m just deranged to the rest of the world lol.

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Well I was disgusted if it makes you feel any better.

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is lazy person risotto ._.

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Not even approaching risotto

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was joke [.__.]

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Good rice, well prepared, needs no sauce. Ketchup wouldn’t even enter my mind.

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Do you really believe that people who have sunken so low that they consider ketchup would have either used good rice or would know how to prepare it properly?

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Femboy cum

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That’s disgusting. Where do you source yours? So I can avoid it of course.

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I can provide you with some locally and ethically sourced. For testing purposes of course

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Omg, yes, buy or cultivate local, don’t support those immoral femboy farm megacorps, they keep their femboys in cages & bdsm milked 24/5 (they get weekends off).

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Is the femboy in question yourself?

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Growing up with my parents, butter. I know better now.

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Nothing is better than butter, friend.

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Nah. A little butter and brown sugar and cinnamon, it’s basically rice pudding.

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Why use a sauce? It just needs a bit of cilantro and peppermint.

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Yum, soapy toothpaste flavour.

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Lul, add some coconut milk for that added skin cream effect.

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