At least I’m not as dumb as Marv was in Home Alone.

I’m more like Marv in Home Alone 2.

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Electrocuted to the point of becoming a skeleton?

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That bit needs to be done more in live action shit. HA2 is the only non-animated example of it I can even recall.

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And it still holds up and is fucking funny as hell.

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12 points

Too many bricks to the face?

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8 points

Marveling at a great big hole

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Mistaking kerosene for aftershave?

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As an adult, the calling sign of intentionally flooding their victims houses is so much worse than the theft.

Sure, steal everything not bolted down. Makes sense. Gotta eat, and you resent the “rich” people.

But cause tens of thousands of dollars of damage, and long term mildew risk that will be weeks, maybe months, of hell to fix? Just to be extra petty? Man, that’s so much fucking worse.

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It was a very rich neighbourhood.

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16 points

These are guys that were hellbent in killing a 12 year old boy during Christmas. I don’t think ethics rank highly in their minds.

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2 points

Movie idea: a horror style version of home alone

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2 points

That exists. It’s called Saw.

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Yes, also, super easy to see that it was them who burgled those houses. And destruction of property is an extra crime with extra time.

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6 points

I believe this is addressed in the narrative.

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Yeah, the very end of the movie the cop says something like “oh and thanks for leaving all the water on in the houses you robbed so we know which ones were you” or something like that

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20 points

Can you not

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19 points

Fuck I look like the ginger version of him too

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Oh gross, a Ginger.

Me too…

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As a non ginger red hair is rad. Fuck what anyone else says or thinks, including you I guess

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Nah, I was joking. I absolutely love my red hair. I own it more than anything else about myself

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Yeah but I don’t look that old because I don’t smoke or go outside.😅

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