64 points

Would Zeus really care?

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49 points

Only for no one else fucking them instead of him part

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44 points

Zues: “By the way, if you hear anything from my bedroom that sounds like a swan being choked that’s fine.”

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17 points

As if Zeus would have the courtesy to take things to the bedroom.

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36 points

I thought Artemis was definitely ace?

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43 points

Maybe it’s splitting hairs, but I recall the “chaste goddess of the hunt” and one of the three goddesses whom Aphrodite had no power. Additionally, goddess of healing, midwifery, and children. So I don’t know if the contemporary understanding of Ace matches that or not, as she is unaffected by love or lust.

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19 points

To add to what krellor already mentioned: It’s hard to find one definitive image of a specific Greek deities, because they were worshipped over hundreds of years and not only in Greece, but also in Greek colonies (for example Sicily) and places that were heavily influenced by Greek culture (for example around the Black Sea). Most of these places had their own particular interpretation of what a Greek deity was or wasn’t.

So it was no contradiction that Artemis could be a “man hating, out lesbian” in one place and an “aro-ace ascetic” in another. Unlike in modern monotheism, there was no overarching dogma people could refer to and places often had their very own myths and stories about the deities. Only some of those have survived until today.

So our modern interpretation of Greek deities is something of a puzzle with many pieces missing and no way to confirm if the pieces that we have ever were part of the same picture in the first place.

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That’s a good point. One of the things people struggle with I think is understanding the full scope of what was considered Greek and over what period of time. That and the competing representations of figures and the timeline of events means it really is like taking in a series of vignettes, each with its own take.

Stephen Fry did an excellent job making an updated and streamlined version of the mythology, effectively choosing from the myths what to accept as cannon in his retelling. If you haven’t read his books I would recommend them as being a wonderful story. He also narrated them himself on audible, which were also excellent.

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14 points

experiencing no sexual attraction no matter if one is sex-repulsed or sex-positive still lands you somewhere in the ace spectrum. and tbh you don’t need to have kids of your own to be a midwife, or just in general care about them

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4 points

Yes, but what about love? As in, the emotion? Because Artemis is supposed to be unaffected by love, hence one of the three the goddess of love, Aphrodite, had no power over. But being ace doesn’t preclude someone from being in love.

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11 points

Is ace short for asexual? Im not hip with the lingo

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10 points

Yes

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6 points

thank you!

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9 points

She could be interpreted that way

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4 points

Considering this is ancient GREECE (one of the gayest countries ever) we’re talking about, there has to be a story of a woman attempting to court her.

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17 points

Almost all the gods did was fuck. I doubt he’d buy it.

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11 points

My understanding of the classical concept of sex was that yes, sex was specifically the penetrative act, so it’s entirely possible Zeus and Bros couldn’t fathom what mischief women could get to on their own.

Artemis could totally go to Funkytown with her huntress desciples all she wanted without affecting her virtue, or brother Apollo feeling jealous. (That whole affair with Orion was, according to OSP, a Victorian era fantasy, with no prior primary sources.)

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