I thought in Harry Potter when they “sacked” Professor Dumbledore that they twisted his nutsack AND then fired/expelled him.
Suffice it to say, Chamber was far more dramatic and high-stakes for me than it needed to be.
Let’s go, come clean Lemmingz
Why does this have so many down votes? Am I missing something?
I thought the word faucet was both pulled and pronounced flaucet until I was 18. Nobody ever called me on it for some reason.
I chalk it up to dyslexia and the infrequency of encountering the word.
I misunderstood what “war machine” meant.
I heard phrases on TV like “it cost $1 billion dollars per month to keep the war machine running” and “the US captured 100,000 barrels of oil per day to feed the war machine” and I thought this thing must be some epic beast.
The terrorists better watch out! We’re sending the war machine! It must have, like, sawblade hands and tank tracks and breathe fire and have machine gun turrets.
Imagine my disappointment when I learned that THE WAR MACHINE was just a metaphor and not a Mecha Godzilla
This post is one cluster fuck of misunderstanding
Sorry comrade, Seems like everyone else had no problem, off-topic folks like yourself are the minority here (more alone than not), I’m afraid.
Maybe try to have a little fun and see if you can remember anything that you misread or misinterpreted as a child. Kinda the whole point of the thread but it takes all kinds I suppose🤣
Why the emojis? Use your words.
Make y’all 🤠 a deal 📜 :
- Answer question❓🔡🔢🫵
- Also 🧐🔬📌, I did use my words 🔤, I just happened to supplement 💊with emojis cuz I wanted 👯♀️it –> ✅ I’ve satisfied ⚖️☺️ my part of the deal 📜
Ok so let me see if I understand:
- Answer questionmark questionmark letters numbers pointing
- Also monocle microscope pushpin, I did use my words letters, I just happened to supplement pill with emojis cuz I wanted dancing it check I’ve satisfied scales smile my part of deal scroll.
- …profit? Moneytongue.
- We cool left fist right fist questionmark.
The deal can only play out if and only if space invader we’re able to get past step one guy with flower.
Looks like I got it, I can’t possibly see why people think you’re a 4yo.
