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21 stone?! I swear you guys will use anything instead of metric

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Actually stone is used by the brits instead of americans

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21 stone is approximately 1.54 Americans, by my calculations. Another weird unit of measure but who am I to judge?

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I do believe that’s the joke.

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I was already wondering that. Whether they’re Americans or British, they seem to have the same fear of using logical measuring systems like metric

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Haha I don’t think it’s about fear. It’s probably about having hundreds of years of using those measurements, and it being very baked in to the language used between people to communicate.

Nobody wants to have to translate between kg and stone all the time. It’s tedious. If you live in a country where all your interactions are going to be in one measurement then you’re probably just going to go along with everyone else.

Even down to ‘goin down the pub for a pint’ being a commonly used phrase which doesn’t have the same ring when it’s '‘goin down the pub for a half litre’.

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Yes. The Brits still use a few non-metric measurements at times. In fact, it was America’s British heritage that got us Americans into the bad habit of using imperial over metric in the first place.

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Only for adult body weight.

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58 points

I’m impressed that it only took a quarter of a dozen fortnights.

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Wow I could travel so many furloughs in that time period.

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Stone only makes sense for people used to pounds, shillings and pence. For instance, “This costs 3 pound, 4 shilling and 8”, and, “I weight 12 stone, 6 pounds and 3 ounces”.

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“12 stone, 6 pounds and 3 ounces”, instead of saying “133.4 kilogram”. Lol. :)

But the “being used to it” is always hard to overcome.

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I’m glad it worked for him, but if someone did that to me, I’d probably get fatter just out of spite.

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Healthy fuck.

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Fine! Fine! I’ll go jogging, you bastard!

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I’d probably get fatter just out of spite.

-Gets fatter

-Has heart attack

-Dies

-Friend: there it goes the fat f*****t

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For the US users, that’s 0.79 Danny DeVitos

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According to the questionable celebrity health statistics website I found… Danny DeVito is 70kg, which is 11 stone… So it’s more like the chef lost almost 1.9 Danny DeVitos. We Americans may have weird measuring systems, but we take them seriously!

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My apologies, I accidentally divided by Dutch cask per stadion

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Measuring in Smoots is a hill I will die on.

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294 lbs for other confused Americans, 133.4 Kg for everyone else that’s not British.

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10 points

Are you sure? 133 kilo is two of me…

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1 stone = 14 pounds ≈ 6 kilo

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What is this, Diagon Alley?

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That’s why this is a news article, it’s really quite impressive in terms of both weight gained and weight lost.

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That’s what Google said

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Had no idea kidney stones were that big

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