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Don’t call it “accidental database deletion”. Call it “unannounced live exercise of backup procedure”.

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Either that or rapid exodus from the country

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Embrace it as you are now officially a developer

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At some point this is just a rite of passage

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If it happens, it’s a lack of controls, and, at least mostly, not your fault

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“I didn’t put a WHERE clause in that DELETE statement”

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I did something like that once, I wasn’t very good at SQL but I needed some data, so I logged in into the production database and run my SELECT queries, I didn’t change anything so everything was good, or so I thought.

I created a cross product over tables with millions of entries and when it didn’t respond I thought it was odd but it was time to go home anyway. On the way home they called me and asked what I did. They had to restart the DB server because once the cache timed out one application after another started failing.

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