So, here’s the deal… We’ve all been spelling it wrong for this entire time.
In the Gummyverse, the bears really are bear-sized. They’re legit. You wouldn’t want to fight one, no matter how squishy they look. They’re apex in their domains.
But…
What we have been mistakenly calling gummy “worms” are on another level entirely. They are mystic, ancient, and quite eldritch. If you find yourself in the Gummyverse, you do not want to run into these things. They’re not worms.
They’re wyrms.
you want to move around bouncing and jiggling as to not alert shai’gummud
Sugar-hulud
Bless the Maker and His sweetness.
Bless the coming and going of Him.
May His passage cleanse the world.
May He keep the world for His people.
I must not get diabeetus.
Diabeetus is the mind-killer.
Diabeetus is the little death that brings foot amputations.
I will face my insulin injection.
I will let it pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past, I will turn the test strip to see my blood-sugar.
Where the diabeetus has gone there will be nothing.
Only Wilford Brimley will remain.
The Spice Drops Must Flow
Imagine Dune worms except they’re gummy worms