The perfect gift for a relative. Some assembly required.

39 points

When I opened the package, I was sure I was missing one of the chair’s leg. I went back to the shop and they told me everything is there. So, back home I started to assemble it, now I am finished and I am left with an extra chair leg. What do I do ?

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Use double-screw c to secure it to point (a, b, c, x) in the tesseract assembly. DO NOT sit in it without the (4,5)th leg, it’s necessary for dimensional stability.

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21 points

Ffs it’s missing a dimension

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They give them away for free in the bins near the exit. They also have dowels and screws and stuff that gets left out of the packaging some times.

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19 points

This seems like the opening of another horror movie…

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Furniture from SCP-3008

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Fatal error: function name must be a string etc etc

You monster! You killed someone!

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1 point

You just caused me to make a fatal error.

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6 points

The child’s parents kill each other trying to assemble it and then child grows up to be a serial killer.

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3 points

Cube.

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Someone pls explain me what the fuck is wrong with this picture, i feel like my eyes are glitching

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4 points

I slipped something in your drink. Don’t fight it. Just ride the wave.

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2 points

Hörmön - Teenager furniture

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