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alert(“nyyeehh”);

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furiously clicking non actionable button

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Never heard of marquee or blink, eh?

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And why did you feel the need to bring up those suppressed memories?

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Wrong, annoying animations was Flash’s thing. Javascript was made for annoying popups and alert boxes

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Also for these animated status line texts that were supposed to show what’s being loaded currently.

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“Sometimes there is a better choice than JavaScript”

We call it TypeScript

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I heard they’re looking to add typing to JavaScript in a very similar style as TypeScript. Basically running TypeScript in the browser without tsc.

There’s at least a proposal which I hope they’ll continue with.

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I was there for the first wave of SPAs, I even learned angularJs and Knockout. It did feel like a major atep forward, being able to make highly interactive applications. However, things quickly went off the rails when the tools stopped being about managing heavy client state, and became the default for everything, even when it ment using JavaScript to build extremely basic functionally browsers did natively with html, but extremely worse(e.g. navigation). The modern Web really is a victim of hype and trends.

Unless your app needs to work offline, or you have to manage dozens of constantly changing client side data points concurrently, your site doesn’t need to be a big heavy js framework. My rule is if it looks like Google Maps, you need a SPA. if it looks like Gmail you need REST/HATEOS. and if it looks like google’s mainpage, you need a server side rendering.

At some point you might see the light, and go back to making your websites simpler, but Im not hopeful. Until then I’m building the majority of things with HTMX and alpineJs.

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I make fully static sites using react

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Yeah, I’ve personally been using react and vite-plugin-ssr to static render things and while there’s been a few bumps it still feels pretty nice

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