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You know as far as boomer memes go this one is pretty good ngl

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I knew Santa wasn’t real when he started drinking the same whiskey as my dad

My mom did try to save it with a carrot for the reindeer, but that didn’t last long

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Santa crushing tallboy cans and tossing them out of the sleigh

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Hell yeah

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I was told as a child Santa preferred a run and coke and a bowl of BBQ chips cause my parents didn’t want to consume milk and cookies after having a couple drinks Christmas eve. They weren’t like DRUNK, but when your drink of choice is rum and coke, milk and cookies does seem gnarly. They treated it like I had the inside scoop on Santa.

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