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You guys are using the compass app?

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Get a load of this guy, just walking around all aimless

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How does he even find maidens.

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Yeah, like the fair ones? How does he do it?

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I just use the sun and stars, and occasionally the moss on a tree.

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That last one’s actually a myth

Moss doesn’t exist

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11 points

You aren’t?!

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4 points

What’s even the reason to have a compass without these hot and tasty radioactive markings?

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4 points

It’s great for field work, with documenting specimen locations with coordinates and documenting transect directions.

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66 points

Couldn’t do it, my life would immediately go south

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How would you even know??

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Hey, get that bare bear ass out of here or at least warn with a nsfw tag or something

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I haven’t touched the compass app in two years but knowing me I’d open it by accident during the two days

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Haven’t even thought about it being a thing since the iPhone 5. And I’m pretty sure it hasn’t been a standard app for years now.

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If youre on android go and disable it

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33 points

I love these

You get 500mil but you have to live in this mansion

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You get a trillion dollars but you have to spend the rest of your life breathing air 😱

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