Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.

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This is a parody account, right? Right?

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It must be there’s no way this is real.

Oh dip, nice username

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Thank you!

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i feel like hes almost too articulate even in his typos for this to be non parody. this sounds like a non stupid guy making a joke for religious idiots to fall for.

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I used to be sure of these things in the past, but now I ain’t so sure anymore…

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God: All knowing and all powerful But wait, satellites, oh no!

Bulletproof logic

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National Association of Satan’s Atheists, or NASA.

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Yes that’s the INASA.

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“Satellites block God’s ability to watch us”

The omniscient, omnipotent god is defeated by a piece of space trash? What a rip-off.

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Same God that ‘decided’ a year shouldn’t land on a whole day. Threw in that .25 for shits and giggles.

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actually… .256363004 days or 6 h 9 min 9.76 s

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Such intelligent design.

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If you accept the Biblical proof of God you do also have to accept that he’s a huge asshole.

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Why does God need a LOS?

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This is the right amount of crazy that I’m not sure if it’s honest or parody for this country.

Also: Jesus gets my prayers because he’s in my heart, checkmate atheists.

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Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

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But the body of Christ is bread.

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Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.

Carbohydrated.

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This is the right amount of crazy to accidentally become real.

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Which country?

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The gun and Christian fundamentalist one.

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It sounds horrifying if you put it like that. ):

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MAGA. We put the Fun in “fundamental.”

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That’s not Jesus in your heart, it’s a worm

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Wait, is that why people were taking ivermectin? Not to cure COVID, but to get rid of their Jesus heart worm?

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