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Why do Christians put up saturnalia trees? 😝😝

A fun tradition is a fun tradition.

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Lol it’s so deeply ingrained right in front of everyone’s nose. Magic Santa, magic reindeer, magic elves and that’s just the stuff before propaganda like Rudolph and Frosty came around.

God forbid I get a Harry Potter book on Christmas and being magical thinking into this mess.

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Old St.Nic is only dressed in red cause of coca-cola, more a capitalist celebration than a Christian one at this point

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Saturnalia trees are probably a myth.

The first references we have to Christmas trees are in 16th century Germany. They probably didn’t come directly from any pagan traditions seeing as Germany had been Christian for multiple centuries at that point.

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Fair…. Then why do Christian’s celebrate “Coca-Cola”? lol

Current Santa is from Coke lol

But honestly it was just funny, I don’t really care. Personally, I just like indoor trees

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I’ll do you one better: Why is Easter a fertility celebration? None of the accounts of Jesus’ resurrection directly tie it to fertility. These became popular as Christians became exposed to cultures that had spring fertility festivals.

The religious celebration of Christmas includes Advent wreaths, church services, and traditionalist music (Joy to the World, Silent Night, etc.) Everything else is the secular celebration.

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Fair…. Then why do Christian’s celebrate “Coca-Cola”? lol

Current Santa is from Coke lol

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4 points

It’s what you get when you put at least half a dozen traditional festivities, customs and good old commercialisation and put them in the blender.

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54 points

Both of those traditions are pagan anyway

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Like most things Christian

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Not Christmas trees. It’s a relatively recent (~500 years) tradition from Germany.

https://youtu.be/m41KXS-LWsY

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I personally think it’s fantastic when, every Dec 25th, the world comes together to celebrate Isaac Newton’s birthday.

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I go a step further and respond to “merry Christmas” with “happy Newtonmas”.

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4 points

when the sciencemas tree gets filled with presents by darwin claus

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Except that according to the Gregorian Calendar he was born January 4th, 1643.

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4 points

You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

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Why do Christians? Jesus was born in the summer.

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I’m french and I have always been told that our Gaullish ancestors had festivities going on at that date already and the roman empire made sure to destroy our culture and traditions by replacing our celebrations. They also built churches on the exact same spots as our previous cult places. Like, they even built a new city (Tours) from scratch to make Amboise become irrelevant. Christmas was part of the violence inflicted to our ancestors

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That’s the only correct answer. Just use the existing celebration dates, and remove the old religion.

Why on earth doesn’t modern Christians question the Eastern celebration, which follows the moon-calendar?

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We don’t actually really know.

One idea is that Jesus’s conception was said to have been in March for assorted reasons, and December is 9 months after March.

Another is that it appropriated Roman solstice celebrations.

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One of the main reasons to believe that the birth date of Jesus is not reliable is because we have historical records of when there were censuses, and they tended to not to be in the winter months for fairly obvious practical reasons. There is no record of one occurring in December or anywhere near that time around the supposed date of his birth, so how could Jesus have been born on the way to a census if there wasn’t one in December?

The only option is that the date of the birth is out by about 10 years (there was a census in December 10 years earlier) or the month of his birth is out by about 6 months. Which of those two options we don’t know but we definitely know he wasn’t and couldn’t be born at the date that the bible says. The reason people go for the summer birth hypothesis is it’s easier to understand how the date could have been moved six months a lot less easy to understand how people could have thought he was 10 years younger than he actually was.

That’s a pretty good reason.

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The story of the census appears in the gospel of Luke, which was written around 100 CE and edited for a while afterwards.

It places Jesus’ birth during the census of Quirinius, which happened in 6 CE.

That’s flatly contradicted by the earlier gospel of Matthew, which has Jesus being born during the time of Herod the great who died in 1CE.

There’s no historical evidence that Roman censuses required people to go to the town they were born in; it’d be such a big disruption that it seems fairly implausible. It’s more likely that the story about the census was made up by early Christians who were trying to edit details of the story to make Jesus fulfill more prophecies.

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Does anyone actually celebrate Valentines day without a lover? Seems like the logic doesn’t work

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Yeah this is ahitty comeback

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“nobody loves you” doesn’t mean not having a lover (or fuckbuddy).

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Semantics

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Only if you dont understand what semantics are.

If youre in a loveless relationship, youre still likely to go through the motions if valentines despite your partner hating every breath you take.

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Used to go to giant valentines day parties

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Orgies?

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You mean those where people are supposed to meet and find a partner?

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