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It’s a tough life in the salami mines.

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My father died from working the salami mines. He got the pink lung.

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I made my kid watch Zoolander just to make the black lung joke when he coughed

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That’s good parenting right there

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It really does look like salami…

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It ain’t much, but it’s sausage work.

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11 points

Mmm sausage party

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Better than a lemon party

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There are two things from the internet that I don’t know what they are and I will never look them up, I’m preserving some of my innocence.

  1. Lemon parties and

  2. Blue waffles.

I have no idea what either of those are and I don’t want to know.

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You’re doing good, soldier. To be honest, I’ve also not watched them but I know the context. You’re not missing out

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Looks like a milking table.

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🎶 Daddy would you like some sausage. 🎵

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Sausages! Sausages!

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Are these sausages or stalactites?

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Saucetites

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Sausagetitties

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Cute, have an upvote. But what am I looking at here?

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Yes

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I thought you found bat guano on the floor of a cave…

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