Choose wisely.

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…on what?

This matters.

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I agree that it matters what it goes on, but the correct answer is mustard regardless.

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If it is Dijon, otherwise mustard can go to hell.

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I guess stone ground couldn’t 🕶️ cut the mustard

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Splish splash your opinion is trash.

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Nah, mayo is the correct Answer many places where mustard is incorrect.

Mustard is a good binding agent for ground beef, but nobody asks for a cheeseburger with just mustard. That’s psychopath shit.

And mixing ketchup and mayo is king on burgers. Add some pickle juice and that’s the base of every burger sauce.

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A well done steak of course. And the answer is always ketchup.

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Ever had a ketchup aged wagu? If you leave it in the su vide over night the plastic burns off when the waters boiled away, it’s a perfect way to start the day.

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Wisely

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Fuck mayo, marry mustard, kill ketchup.

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Mustard. Get that other shit out of here.

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Never give up. Never surrender! MUSTARD!!!

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Mix them.

Equal parts mayo and mustard, about half that of ketchup, and you got a delicious fry sauce.

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Add a little minced onion in there with a little garlic powder and you’ve got a fire burger spread

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Throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.

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