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It might have been simpler to just display a normal calendar. That’s about the same.

You remember these calendars with a famous quote every day? You could do it with nuclear threats.

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No threats in June 2022! So that’s something I guess.

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“17-Nov -22 Russia is not considering using nuclear weapons - Kremlin says.”

How threatening.

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If you speak Kremlin, that’s their way of saying that they want us to think that they are considering using nuclear weapons. It’s the younger-sibling-on-a-road-trip’s “I’m not touching you” of nuclear threats.

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Interesting point. Sadly, I don’t speak Kremlin. Are there good reasons or past experiences which support that it’s “the younger sibling”?

At first, taken for itself, this sounds to me like the usual nuclear de-escalation talk and not the other way around.

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Medvedev’s just a powerless clown, you can disregard any news mentioning him

And I would’ve liked to say that Russia wont ever use nukes offensively because that would be the dumbest action ever. But I wont because I was thinking the same about the whole invasion during last year. Just… God save us all…

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medvedev tries hard to fill that niche left when that motherfucker zhirinovsky croaked

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True, Zhirinovsky was also a powerless clown. Though I find it weird that Medvedev, who tried to appear hip and techy during his term, now does a U-turn and tries to appeal to MAGA-kind crowd

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The North Korea playbook lol

They learn from the best

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Say what you will about Putin, he knows he can only hope to imitate and never equal The Glorious Leader Who Is Definitely Not The Absolute Monarch Of Our Commietopia

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What’s a “nuclear threat”? Sounds like “I didn’t really mean it bro”

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