54 points

I am so sick of shower thoughts that are people just ignoring definitions of words and using other words instead like it’s some mind bending reality shock. No, birds FLY through the air because that is the DEFINITION of flying you dweeb.

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8 points

But spoons are just tiny bowls to get food from the bigger bowl, man!

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9 points

WRONG. Spoons are tiny ladles you degenerate. If you need a tiny bowl go get yourself a cup.

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1 point

Ladles are just small bowls on a stick

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40 points

Fish don’t really swim, they are flying through the water.

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7 points

That is essentially what penguins do, yeah.

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13 points

Air doesn’t float, it just doesn’t sink as hard

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Water - swim

Air - fly

Space - ?? fly

Ground - dig?

Plasma - liquefy?

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2 points

Plasma - liquefy?

You misspelled “vaporize”

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8 points

How high are you right now ?

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They are so high, swimming way above the clouds.

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