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Cave Johnson energy

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Portal reference 👍

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I have a sort of meme version of this read by glados saved on my phone lol

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In other news, Monsanto was ranked as #1 trans friendly workplace before it got acquired by Bayer.

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I guess when we’ve banned all the books, we can start blaming GMOs for all the femboy smut on the internet?

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I mean… missiles are the most direct ‘degrowth’ implementation I’ve seen.

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😬

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If you’re an engineer working for the military industrial complex they don’t really care who you are so long as your soul has that price tag. And I know a decent portion of the people doing it feel guilty and try to mentally minimize the damage it does.

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Raytheon, I don’t think you can greenwash weapon manufacturing.

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For every person you kill we plant a tree. It’s both good for the environment and a very visible kill count.

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You could argue that just killing people is statistically good for the planet.

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And if it takes out a plane, that’s pretty effective, too!

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amazon regrowth speed run

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its anti air missiles. Its for good.

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Yeah, the air has greenhouse gasses and what do they make? Anti AIR missiles! Kablammo greenhouse gasses!

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I don’t think that’s actually real.

Also, Sea Sparrows are some of the missiles used in Ukraine for air defense right now.

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They’re launching then from Soviet land-based anti-aircraft vehicles somehow.

When they do this, it’s called a Sea Spaciva. 😏

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Thought it was a European sparrow rather than a north American.

Little faster due to a lower unladen weight.

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16 points

Are you suggesting anti-air missiles migrate?

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I have not done this but: literally search the post word for word. Weird to just throw out “I don’t think this is real” like we’re in the woods in 1945 and a plane accidentally dropped a ream of newspapers saying the Nazis surrendered.

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Before I replied, I did do a search for the post word for word and I found people saying that it isn’t real and no evidence that it is real. That’s what made me think it isn’t actually real.

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They were completely in the wrong to lash out at you in this case, but damn:

like we’re in the woods in 1945 and a plane accidentally dropped a ream of newspapers saying the Nazis surrendered

This comparison is savage and might be useful in the right situation. I’m gonna add it to my collection.

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You looked it up and lots of people agreed on what they consider reality? Sounds like a conspiracy…

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I searched for this tweet and did not find it. All I find is reddit Behind the Bastard posts that find it funny, but many say it is not real. What a suprise. Not.

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Might as well post here where it originated. OP made it and attempted to flair it as satire. https://www.reddit.com/r/COMPLETEANARCHY/comments/pfivtm/raytheon_is_for_the_children/

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Hey capitalism, how’s it going?

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…yeah

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What, does it only target LearJet and Gulfstream private aircraft?

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I’d be okay with that. How do we implement that?

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Right now they seem to be targeting mostly Russians, making Ukraine’s environment better I guess

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