173 points

Please use images that credit the original artist https://www.instagram.com/shencomix

permalink
report
reply
2 points

he also posts on Reddit, I’d rather like that than fucking Instagram btw

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Yeah I hesitated to post the Instagram url, but the domain owlturd.com forwarded to their Instagram so I put that

permalink
report
parent
reply
45 points

If food is as much of a time sink as sleep you either sleep too little, or eat way too much

permalink
report
reply
57 points

If you considering purcahsing and travel time to the store, recipe research, cooking the recipe, eating the food, cleaning the kitchen and the dishes, it adds up to a lot of time each day/week. Maybe not as much as sleeping but as a single adult living alone i probably spend at least 2-3 hours worth a day on the above tasks.

permalink
report
parent
reply
-9 points

Store is like 2 hours a week. Less if you live at a place where groceries can be delivered. Just get your weekly food at once. Save on gas and time.

Cleanup is usually 15 minutes for my family. Including the mess my toddler makes.

That won’t leave hours a day if you ask me.

Maybe 2.5 hours a day if you include breakfast and lunch. I can’t live on 2.5 hours of sleep.

permalink
report
parent
reply
27 points
*

Food can also be 5 minutes a day if you use paper plates and microwave pizza pops for every meal.

You’re paying with something else if it’s not your time.

Eating proper nutritious meals and not having others to share the burden with adds time. 15 minutes of cleanup for 4 people would be an hour for a single person, granted there is less overall to do, but now you need to each task alone.

permalink
report
parent
reply
10 points

How do you not include breakfast and lunch as food prep?

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

Store is 2 hours a week? For me it’s more like 1 hour every other week. What are y’all doing at the store that it takes so long.

permalink
report
parent
reply
0 points

No loading / unloading the dishwasher, cleaning pots and pans. Ingredient prep like chopping etc cooking…

I DK dude seems like you are microwaving everything or just wiping a table down and don’t do much in the kitchen…

permalink
report
parent
reply
42 points
*

Shopping, cooking and cleanup are part of food.

Each meal can easily be considered 1-2 hours of labor.

permalink
report
parent
reply
-11 points

That’s if you’re doing it inefficiently as possible, or are just starting.

Fill the sink with water and soap and wash up as you cook, and let your cooking pan/pot/whatever soak while you eat so cleanup only takes a few minutes.

Hell, if you git gud enough, you can cook 2-3 meals in that time period and have food for the whole week.

Most meals should only take about 30m of actual activity, especially if you choose recipes that are single sheet pan/skillet, or slow cooked.

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points

Cutting corners on quality and standards saves time yes.

permalink
report
parent
reply
35 points

It could be, maybe, just maybe, and here me out here, that the comic is not the absolute, actual depiction of one’s day to the second, just a generalism to get through the point. Which can be done through not too dense heads which are able to do a bit of imagination and not taking a comic literally. Geez.

permalink
report
parent
reply
-20 points

You might be on to something. Try applying it to my previous comment.

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points

Nice try.

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points

Real life hack is a feeding tube while sleeping.

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

Just ascend to my level and breath through your anus and absorb nutrients through your skin via a transdermal nutrient goo

permalink
report
parent
reply

I eat while on work.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

If it’s time spent, you just have to be French.
(From a French spending the end of the year with familly and friends).

permalink
report
parent
reply
21 points

I’d rather sleep to be honest.

permalink
report
reply
15 points

I wouldn’t, but my biology disagrees.

permalink
report
parent
reply
13 points

Have time for food but no time for toilet…?

permalink
report
reply
18 points

Shit on the clock like a boss. If the boss pretends he’s paying a lot, I’ll pretend I work hard.

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

All part of the same category

permalink
report
parent
reply
12 points

make work 40 seconds

permalink
report
reply

Gaming

!gaming@lemmy.ml

Create post

Sub for any gaming related content!

Rules:

  • 1: No spam or advertising. This basically means no linking to your own content on blogs, YouTube, Twitch, etc.
  • 2: No bigotry or gatekeeping. This should be obvious, but neither of those things will be tolerated. This goes for linked content too; if the site has some heavy “anti-woke” energy, you probably shouldn’t be posting it here.
  • 3: No untagged game spoilers. If the game was recently released or not released at all yet, use the Spoiler tag (the little ⚠️ button) in the body text, and avoid typing spoilers in the title. It should also be avoided to openly talk about major story spoilers, even in old games.

Community stats

  • 1.9K

    Monthly active users

  • 1.1K

    Posts

  • 14K

    Comments