63 points

Just buy reusable mesh bags and stop wasting plastic to protect your produce for a 20 minute car ride.

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There’s no way I’m getting to my car when opening a bag is this hard

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“Joke about the inability to open a car because the inability to open a little bag”

;-)

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The joke is the same as in the picture. As in: since I’m having so much trouble opening this bag I will never get to my car because I’ll be stuck here trying to open this bag. Hope that helps!

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32 points

“just put the fruit in the cart” gang represent

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4 points

Right? Just gonna wash it anyway

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3 points

Just dump all the loose blueberries into it.

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3 points

I put them in my pockets and hope I don’t bump into anyone.

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0 points

You’re a savage, go back to the forest.

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7 points

We still reuse the plastic bags around here… so, not a total waste I guess.

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The “waste” is negligible; doing some napkin math, a 20 minute car ride accounts for 300 times higher carbon footprint than a plastic produce bag (can elaborate if you want). A reused mesh bag is going to be less hygienic and less convenient, and factoring in the higher footprint of production and distribution (produce bags come in packs of thousands) you would need to get a lot of reuse out of it to even be worth it. Considering impact of disposal, as long as you live somewhere that has sane waste disposal and doesn’t empty their trash into the ocean it’s not going to be significant either.

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People need to get some perspective on plastic waste. I’ve seen no end of complaints about how my 3d printing hobby is responsible for climate change… In my country, we produce >200 kg of plastic per capita. My 1kg spool of vegetable-derived plastic is not to blame for passing 3°.

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I think it’s just since it is a visible thing, and because alternatives are products you can buy and be seen using, it becomes a prime target for scolding and virtue signalling.

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It’s less about the carbon and more about the fact that it doesn’t degrade. It’s plastic pollution.

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3 points

everything that helps helps

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Not all of those bags are the same.

The produce bag rolls at most stores around me are compostable now. They are also breathable and will keep the produce fresh longer when left in the bag.

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Compostable means they can be recycled, which isn’t as good as reusing, which isn’t as good as reducing.

Reduce>Reuse>Recycle

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Best part is I can carry 2-3 fully loaded reusable bags vs 12 flimsy plastic ones that split and overflow.

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in sweden we have paper bags that are then used for food waste recycling at home.

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Produce Manager here. Place the end that opens directly between your two palms, and rub your palms together vigorously. The bag will stick to one palm or both, opening every time. Please stop licking your fingers to open these bags and then picking through our vegetables. You’re gross.

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Vegetable Farmer here. That shit is already gross. Wash your veggies.

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Produce Manager here. Thanks for all of the gross vegetables!

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6 points

Consumer of vegetables here. Where can I find the yams?

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A breath of hot air also makes the bag stick to your hands and easy to separate. Like you’re trying to fog a window.

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I knew there will be a comment like this.

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All you do is put the top between the palms of your hands and rub them together like you’ve just come up with an evil plan and they pop open.

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bonus points if you actually come up with an evil plan while you’re doing it

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34 points

simply use the moisture from the sprayers

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I’ve touched sprayed produce before just for the grip. 🥴

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The what now? I haven’t seen those since the early '90s.

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They’re still in use everywhere I’ve shopped

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28 points

At least the bags say “OPEN HERE”. We’d be fucked if they said “OPEN IN ZIMBABWE” or something like that.

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2 points

Not sure, I might have just figured out Steven Wright’s Lemmy account.

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Excuse me? That was a George Carlin joke I stole.

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