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No.

GOTO Hell is BASIC.

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Hell:
GOTO Hell
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came to post this. was not disappointed someone beat me to it.

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Honestly I thought thats what it meant at first for some reason lol.

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For me, it was simply that “BASIC” was spelled in capital letters. That’s generally how you spell it when referring to the programming language…

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while(1){ suffer(); }

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error[E0308]: mismatched types
 --> src/main.rs:2:10
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2 |     while(1){ suffer(); }
  |          ^^^ expected `bool`, found integer
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loop { suffer() }
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Damn, you beat me to it

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Came here to say this

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108 points

I hope the things you like get mistaken in the news as white supremacist-related, then nazis all pile on until nobody can enjoy it any more.

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It’s usually the other way around. The nazis slowly corrupt a community that consists mostly of one of their target groups, pushing out people who are aware of their dogwhistles because, well, they’re clearly nazis, and is not going to recognize that or listen to you, as they wouldn’t make a good target group otherwise.

Then, if they succeed, at some point it gets bad enough that the media notices, after which the nazis go “look at the silly liberals, thinking everyone is racist these days” and get a lot more open, thereby pushing out the last few people who were initially oblivious to there fascism, or forcing them to endure fascist rethoric to enjoy their hobby’s community.

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K-On is one of my favorite guilty pleasure shows, and for some reason saying that now makes people suspect I’m a Nazi.

I ain’t letting them have this one. It’s a stupid show about high schoolers drinking tea and playing music, dammit.

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wtf what is the relation between k-on and nazis??

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28 points

Memes. They hijack pop culture and turn it into a dogwhistle, like if you’ve seen people randomly saying “is that a jojos reference?” underneath some worryingly bigoted comment on youtube, they’re trying to indicate that they’re a fellow right wing asshole. For a long time “subscribe to pewdiepie” was used. Both references had some nazi connection, like jojos had a nazi character, and pewdiepie flirted with nazi stuff in a deniable way.

The point is that it’s silly and innocuous so that if anybody tries to call it out then they can just gaslight them and point out how silly it is, and they’re clearly making something out of nothing.

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Aren’t the main characters gay coated in that show?

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“Gay coated” is just an amazing eggcorn that I have never heard before.

So eggcorns are misheard phrases that are then reinterpreted in a way that still makes sense in context, and that video makes the point that they’re not actually wrong, and sometimes they can compete with the original phrase.

The original term is “gay coded”, as in the creators have used commonly recognised “code” to signal that the characters are gay.

But I actually love the idea that they’re just slathered in the gay, just lubed up head to toe.

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Gay-coded, but yes, and it was directed by a woman working at one of Japan’s most employee-friendly studios.

But Nazis aren’t really famous for their intelligence.

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Bocchi is still safe. And has a lot of K-On! references. Just saying.

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I don’t think that’s actually happened a lot, the worst that happens is the specific parts of the fandom that fall to the nazis end up quarantined

Warhammer, D&D, MLP, and Punk/Skinhead stuff come to mind

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Are you an early Pepe the Frog fan?

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Happens to me all the time with music. Be jamming out to a song I’ve loved for years, right when my fav. artist dropped the album. Then tiktok plays the one hook from one song on their album and people always ask “Oh! Did you hear that on tikTok?!” … No…no…no 🙄

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Oh, no

Oh, no

Oh, no, no, no, no, no

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That has happened to me so much in recent years, both with clipped songs and bands/artists I like becoming popular. I don’t hold myself with any music pretention, and the vast majority of my “underground” discoveries are just random chance and Spotify algorithm. There is no way I have found to explain “no, I’ve been listening to them since [insert album]” that hasn’t been met with some form of hipster comment.

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“I’m not intentionally trying to be better than you, I just happen to be better than you at finding good music on my own”

Oh wait you said not be met with a hipster comment

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I mean, there’s definitely a skill to finding new good music. I’m not very good at it but I wish I was, it’s kind of difficult.

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Maybe you don’t have to tell people anything at all about how you discovered good music?

“Oh, did you hear about them on TikTok?”

What?

“TikTok. You probably heard that song on TikTok.”

Oh ok. I really like their new album. I also enjoy [insert other music you like].

“Yeah, I heard it on TikTok. I really love the 20 version I’ve heard replayed thousands of times.”

Cool. Have a good day.

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9 points

Just have your favorite band not release a new album for a decade. cries in streetlight manifesto

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Happened to me with Sleep Token.

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And why does that impact your enjoyment? Did the song change? Did your ears change?

It sounds like you care too much about the opinions and experiences of others.

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I guess that must be the only reason.

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Back in the 90s, saying the earth was flat meant you were open to talking through hypothetical science and creating wild theories. You knew the truth, but you never wanted to break kafabe. The sheer sillyness was part of the fun.

Today, saying the earth is flat means youre a flat out moron who lacks other critical thinking skills. It’s a warning sign that you also have other troubling thoughts.

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Flat earth was so much fun until all of them got roped into Q.

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Back in the 90s, saying the earth was flat meant you were open to talking through hypothetical science and creating wild theories. You knew the truth, but you never wanted to break kafabe. The sheer sillyness was part of the fun.

See, this is what I thought we were doing back then too, but I’ve got a different hypothesis. I believe many of the people we were talking to back then actually really did believe it. I don’t think people were any more level-headed back then than they are now – we just assumed they were joking because that’s what we were doing.

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I used to have a certificate of membership from the Flat Earth Society (circa 1995). I don’t know what happened to it.

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GOTO Hell isn’t correct and will lead to a syntax error

20 GOTO 4311 is technically correct but you’re actually going to hell for writing your script this way.

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I used to write heaven and hell into scripts specifically for this joke

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I used to use Shit or Hell for error handling

So that if you arrive here and things aren’t as expected, everything goes to shit and then you can go to hell

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Didn’t qbasic implement labels?

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