2 points
They probably forgot to add the word ‘sore’ to throat. Happens to me quite often ;)
5 points
Life: it has a 100% mortality rate
28 points
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I like how “A lump in your neck” isn’t preceded by “have a” like the rest of them. It’s just a lump in your neck.
You may be at risk of throat cancer if you a lump on your neck.
5 points
17 points
I like ignoring the bullets and just reading the rest of the text. “You may be at risk for throat cancer if you get checked now.”
Can’t get diagnosed with cancer if you never get checked!
10 points
1 point
4 points just don’t look enough. What else could we write?
1 point
Well, that’s one way to disprove the “brain in a vat” hypothesis, I suppose…
