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I broke my penis masturbating when I was a kid. There was an audible snap and it had an offset in the middle like you see on a road after an earthquake, was constantly weeping blood from the opening, and hurt like hell.

I wrapped that sucker in toilet paper daily and carried on, never told a soul.

Edit: apparently, I was lucky https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/sexual-health/expert-answers/penis-fracture/faq-20058154

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32 points

I will eventually unclench after reading this, but I doubt it will be soon…

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21 points

Jesus Christ…

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13 points

But was your penis okay in the end?

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13 points

Fully functional

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4 points

Does it still have an offset?

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12 points

bruh

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5 points

Jesus Fucking Christ.

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4 points

I hate that I read that.

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3 points

Brooooo…

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You should never fell embarrassed to talk to your doctor, they are there to provide the medical care you need.

It’s just another day for them is all it really is.

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True, but when you already know what the doctor will suggest and don’t have $250 to pay the copay, it makes it far easier to justify.

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6 points

Man, I am glad I don’t live in the great red, white and blue states of America.

German healthcare for the win.

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Don’t assume everything. Some physicians will give you sample medicine or code a cheaper, related visit category.

Take care of your body!

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29 points

When I was younger. Now… Just strip and show the doc.

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Yeah, I’ve also had doctors shame me for the issue too. It pisses me off because people leave shit untreated over this type of thing. Doctors are there to do an impartial job. They should keep their stupid personal opinions to themselves.

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Yes I indeed have. That and the dentist.

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Dentist for sure.

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