Michael Cohen, the former lawyer for Donald Trump, admitted to citing fake, AI-generated court cases in a legal document that wound up in front of a federal judge, as reported earlier by The New York Times. A filing unsealed on Friday says Cohen used Google’s Bard to perform research after mistaking it for “a super-charged search engine” rather than an AI chatbot.

I… don’t even. I lack the words.

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I’m genuinely amazed at the calibre of people running the US. More so that aparently half the nation thinks its the best choice.

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Yeah, the mental acumen on display is truly terrifying. Just not in the way Cohen would love to understand that sentence as. 😅

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I’m not.

We’ve seen little other than the loss of economic and social liberty in the last 40 years.

99% of voters still choose the same two parties in charge of it like clockwork.

Instead of amazement, I feel cynical resignation.

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The impending doom of the fascist right is the only thing keeping me voting for the dems. If we had rank choice I’d be so much happier voting every election.

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That’s the thing. I look around and have no reason to think fascism is impending. It’s here.

Women are getting jailed for miscarriage, cops are hanging out lackadaisically outside a school shooting on their phones with zero consequences, homeless jumped 12% in one year, and the big issue is sending hundreds of billions more off to other countries’ wars.

The only plus is that things have gotten so bad it’s forced unions to become more aggressive and unyielding, which has effected more positive change for workers than the ruling parties have achieved in decades.

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If you lived here, you might begin to understand the level of nationally fucked the literate half is aware of daily. Then again, you seem like a decent person, so I wouldn’t wish that on you. 😅

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Michael Cohen was working for Trump precisely because he couldn’t get a proper lawyer job elsewhere. Good lawyers will steer clear of a client that will ask them to commit crimes for them.

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I think this is fairly reductive. I work in a related industry. Often it’s the best lawyers working for the shadier clients, for obvious reasons.

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That being said, the best lawyers avoid clients who have a bad habit of not paying.

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And this is the guy they want testifying about 45?

‘my honor, I object on the grounds that the prosecution witness is incompetent’.

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Because it’s devastating to my case!

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Only so much you can do when you have to source your information from the dickheads that trump surrounded himself with.

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“then he is on equal footing with the defense, objection overruled”

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Stable Geniuses. All that bunch.

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That explains the horsing around

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You mean like what happening in Gaza right now? You think all those weapons of war made the last half decade don’t have AI routines programmed into them? You think the Iron curtain works like space invaders with people clacking buttons, or an aim bot shooting wildly before you can even comprehend there’s a target to shoot at?

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All AI is doing is amplifying problems that already exist. Too many people lack media literacy, and too many people resort to anger and opposition when they don’t understand something.

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I… don’t even. I lack the words.

Have you tried ChatGPT?

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