:sheep:

they own the hills and valleys, this is their kingdom

24 points

Not petting sheep is reactionary.

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I must pet sheep for the sake of Communism

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Feed them some grass first to gain their trust.

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they have so much grass already, they have a very very open space full of much grass and bush.

Is there a special treat, or some sort of ritual?

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Treats For Sheep

Carrots.
Celery.
Apple.
Watermelon.
Blueberries.
Strawberries.
Raspberries.
Bananas.

According to google.

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Sheep offerings are luckily accessible

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14 points

in general, ‘anything green/vegetably from outside of the paddock’ is a treat for any herbivore

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I tried a zucchini, but i could not get close enough before they skedaddled

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My goat thinks bananas are the best thing on earth, if I hold one up so he can see it he’ll come sprinting over. Carrots are up there too, but really anything with high fructose is gonna make them happy.

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Your wisdom is greatly appreciated, thank you

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Farm animals can totally be pets. My chickens let me pet them, my ducks follow me around the yard and my goat is sure that he’s a dog.

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Ducks have so much personality. They’re great pets

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I had a few in my backyard this summer and one tried to headbutt their way into my backdoor. Hilarious little rascal.

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*girl

I pet as a sign of great respect, and will try to barter for their approval

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8 points

steal one

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I will only ask if it will accompany me on my journeys

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6 points

wise and benevolent goddess

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If you don’t pet every sheep equally it’s not real communism

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theres like more than 60 tho

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Best get started then

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It will be done mi’lord

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