107 points
When my grandmother met my now wife, who is from Alabama, my grandmother told her “well, we all have to be from somewhere”
31 points
As someone who’s family is from Alabama, I hard agree with your grandma. Where was she from? And can I steal her line?
6 points
8 points
103 points
“Better an empty house, than a bad tenant” after every loud fart.
6 points
95 points
“You don’t have to shovel rain.” - My grandfather when asked why he moved the family from Wisconsin to Oregon.
4 points
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87 points
“How are you ever gonna keep a job if you can’t keep juice in a cup?!”
I was 9 years old
5 points
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66 points
My grandmother used to say: if you expect your good deed to be reciprocated, you’re not actually doing a good deed.
She said it in dutch, so I hope it’s an decent translation.
15 points
