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Good thing I’m a metal head in a band called ‘Scissors’.

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Battle of the bands is gonna be bangin

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Yeah, we really shred.

Also, totally down to get smashed by some hot rocks too.

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Play some deep cuts.

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Nice, sharp and to the point, this jokes a cut above the rest.

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Their cover band is called Printer. It’s a Paper jam.

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Damnit I just commented that and then read your comment lol

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Here I was expecting a printer joke lol

We’re paper and we’re here to jam! :P

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This one has a real Far Side vibe to it.

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That bass player is a dead ringer for the guitarist in Khruangbin.

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