NGL, I’d ride this thing to work every day.

Don’t worry, next year’s model will be twice the size, half the efficiency, and only 3x more expensive than last year’s!

Twelve yards long, two lanes wide, sixty-five tons of American pride. Canyonero! Canyonero!

Needs more child killing devices

2 hours? You’re funny, this is what they drive to go to the McDonald’s 2 blocks away

Source: I am 'Murican

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You just have to zoom out to see this is all on an aircraft carrier.

And the caterpillar road making machine that has to chop down the trees, burn them up, till, compress, mix ash with tar and gravel and level the road as it paves the way. The animals found obviously get turned into delicious burgers. Or so I’ve been would been told if and when that becomes a real thing one day soon.

Sounds a lot like you’re comprehending it already

And there’s a full sized passenger airplane just hanging off the side

Cruise truck!