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Presi300@lemmy.world
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What your favorite programming language says about you:

JavaScript: Error: “You” is undefined

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Emerald@lemmy.world
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Rust: you are transgender

ASM: you are a nerd

Python: You are a high school student

Java: Your brain is so big you can accomplish anything.

PHP: You could likely do it all in JavaScript

HTML + CSS: You don’t know programming but still want to look cool. If you need JavaScript you can ask ChatGPT.

Brainfuck: you like to brag

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sag@lemm.eeOP
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Python one is so fucking real as a high school student but I also know JavaScript and bash

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ParetoOptimalDev@lemmy.today
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What about Haskell?

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No_@lemm.ee
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I’m a pirate. Arrrrr

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shalva97@lemmy.world
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What uf Kotlin is my favorite?

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