I want to thank everyone who gave me a bunch of great advice

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You really should not have done that. Everyone who ever died has pooped.

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I suspect that is not accurate because of babies that only live for a few minutes or birth defects that require a colostomy.

But everyone who poops, eventually dies.

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Just so you know, I was concerned myself about having not pooped this year so I shared your last post with my girlfriend to show that I wasn’t alone in my poopy predicament!

Needless to say, we’ve been awaiting this update 🫡

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I like when stories have a happy ending

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I’m proud of you.

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That full stop is giving me anxiety

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I’m proud of you?

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I’m proud of you‽

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The update we needed

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