11 points

“Backfired” insofar as no one cares at all, yet people are trying to dunk on Republicans over this absolutely boring piece of nothing?

Yes. The right feels so ashamed that this two-bit psychic implied sadness by Trump on Fox News. We won!!!

I promise you, more Democrats than Republicans have seen and cared about this. We’re winning! A psychic said so! They’re the crazy ones, not us!!

For fucks sake, yall.

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It’s Fox News, they’ve definitely seen it. Also, apparently some of these nutjobs clearly believe in psychics, why else would they have one as a guest?

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We’re winning! A psychic said so!

Not really seeing anybody saying this. The sentiment moreso seems that it’s just laughing at fox news stupidity.

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DAMMIT

^take ^my ^upvote

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3 points

Fine… Your loss. 🙃

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19 points

I’m at a loss as to what this may be.

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Is it supposed to be the astronaut with a gun meme?

I can’t work it out either I think I’m going to have to go and drink a quartz of vodka and then come back and have a look at it.

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4 points

It’s loss.

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4 points

a flinth of bourbon

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It’s pretty bad. I can really only tell because it’s 4 distinct objects and what the headline is about.

It’s like when a 4-year-old draws a dinosaur, but you only know that because he told you that he was drawing a dinosaur.

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I see what you did there.

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I mean, I don’t believe in this shit but “a sense of loss” could be anything. It could mean Trump’s loss in the election, or the loss of democracy in the US as we know it (i.e. trump wins). I’m a way it’s a very fitting card either way.

I don’t know if she proceeded to “analyze” the card any further.

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It’s Tarot, the trick is that you can spin it anyway you want: “Oh this card means a sense of loss, he will probably lose the election” or “Oh this card symbolizes the sense of loss a lot of his opponents will feel when he wins” or “This means that for him to emerge victorious he will have to leave many things that he holds dear behind”

She’s a bad psychic but more importantly a bad con woman.

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It could mean he takes a really big shit. Personally, I love that feeling of vacancy after a very large bowel movement. It’s a very comfortable sense of loss.

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3 points

It could also be 100% fake to rile up right wingers into voting…

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Could be fake? Could be?

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This is fucking great.

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They deserve this 100% for having a fucking psychic on what they call a news channel. Meanwhile, that psychic is awesome for trolling everyone.

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To give them credit, it’s tarot cards and not new age stuff.

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Thank goodness it’s this one unfalsifiable meaningless bullshit and not that other unfalsifiable meaningless bullshit

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It’s more authentic bullshit!

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