Transcription:

Panel 1:

A picture of a green-skinned orc and a red-skinned man with small horn stumps and flaming hair, both holding mugs. The red-skinned man says:

Well, my mom was a fire elemental and my dad was a tiefling…

Text between panels:

Twenty-something years ago

Panel 2:

An over-the-shoulder image of a man having sex with a woman. The man is not shown in much detail. We see the woman from shoulder up, and she is entirely covered in flames. The woman says:

Don’t you want to …stop?

Panel 3:

The man is seen from in front, shirtless. He has long horns that curve back and then up. He has flames coming out of his hair and sweat dripping from his body. Smoke waves curl up from the bottom of the frame. The man says:

Hell nah babe I’m only takin’ half damage

Panel 4:

The orc and the red-skinned man from the first panel are shown again. The orc has a look of concern on his face. The red-skinned man says:

He’s dead now.

Artist’s signature:

VLM 2020

Text at the bottom of the image, like an afterthought:

“boating accident. very tragic”

71 points

I decided to submit this here and got halfway through doing it before I remembered…I’m trying to provide transcriptions for accessibility. This was certainly the weirdest transcription I’ve ever done.

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It is a very good transcription, though.

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Thanks, appreciate it.

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35 points

He died as he lived, in a blaze of glory

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He died doing what he loved: That guy’s mom.

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20 points

Well goddamn this was hawt 🔥

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8 points

He drowned courting his side girl.

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3 points

I don’t get it.

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5 points

He burnt to death.

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Oh nice, the original source! Thanks!

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He is taking half damage, is that the joke?

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7 points

He takes half damage because he’s a tiefling. But if you keep going that’ll still kill you.

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