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Typical lower decks job.

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Cleaning *** out of the Holodeck’s *** filters

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Don’t they have the DOTS robots for this?

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Thanks for reminding me of yet another reason why Star Trek: Discovery is not canon.

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9 points

Left someone out.

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35 points

At least he still outranks Ensign Kim.

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10 points

It’s easier to list whatever harry out ranks, which I think is a stembolt on an upper pylon on Empok Nor.

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We’re working on promoting that Stem Bolt. It recently got an excellent recommendation from Admiral Janeway.

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Couldn’t they just clean the ship using the transporters and air filtration

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20 points

Not enough suffering, eh?

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8 points

It’s all the dead skin cells and hair that we shed.

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9 points

Do a daily transporter sweep for dead organic material all over the ship to purge all those skin cells and hairs and other leftovers of our existing. No more vac

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9 points

And then someone forgets to reset the buffer after a difficult transport and then suddenly there’s 30 new Tuvixes.

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13 points

And then everyone wakes up freshly peeled. It’s a win-win!

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4 points

And then it goes into the source matter for the food replicators.

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