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Potholes In Nice Part Of Town Filled With Italian Marble(www.theonion.com)

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dmonzel@lemmy.ml
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Joke’s on the Onion, the nice parts of town actually get decent road maintenance so there aren’t any potholes.

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FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world
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That sounds like it would be slippery AF

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DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
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That’s the driver’s problem.

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PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works
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In New Orleans we would just fill them up with Mardi Gras beads.

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JoYo@lemmy.ml
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lol i think ive actually seen that.

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