27 points

One of them should have been Wesley.

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Wesley is like half a Q. He can save himself.

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7 points

I’d feel bad about choosing between any of who’s up there, but I don’t think anyone would miss Wesley

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2 points

Beverley might

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Until she has two broken arms and sees his ghost.

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13 points

I liked him. They could’ve made the “boy genius” storyline a bit better, but then the “genius” part overlaps with Data too much I guess. Also, he shouldn’t have had issues getting into the academy at all

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5 points

He’d have been so cool as like a prodigy type, that’s where I thought they were going with him making cool gadgets and understanding traveller. I really wish they’d just gone through with it, since the best and brightest are supposed to be the very fabric of starfleet no overlap should be a problem.

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5 points

I would execute Wesley myself to save Porthos.

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I was 10 years old when TNG started, so Wesley was perfect for me. “A kid can be on the bridge of the Enterprise? A kid like me?”

Also, Wil Wheaton is awesome. And a good actor.

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4 points

Shut up Weasley the squid

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2 points

I like Wil but his actor skills are gone. His appearance in Picard was cringingly bad. Although I partly blame the director for allowing such a bad performance to go to print.

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16 points

Shut up, Wesley.

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7 points

The logical choice is Jadzia, because if you save her you also save Dax.

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6 points

No one said Dax wouldn’t survive. It only shows Jadzia. So still Porthos.

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The dog is the only one that can’t actually consent to space travel, and regardless, couldn’t possibly know the risks. It is innocent, and doesn’t deserve a violent fate.

Everyone else knows that they signed up to live in a metal box, with an artificial biosphere, which is all that separates them from the cold void of deep space. Also, said deep space is jam-packed full of things trying to actively break that metal box, if the crew doesn’t beat them to it first. And nobody knows that better than Seven.

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Seven didn’t. At least not originally. Annika was dragged along by her parents out into the middle of nowhere to get assimilated.

Yes, she decided as an adult to continue her career in space, but she definitely didn’t make that original choice.

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Yeah, but no one gets to choose where they live as a kid. Her parents took her to a particularly dangerous place, but plenty of parents go someplace dangerous with their kids on purpose. It’s basically abusive behavior, but it’s also not like they ever lauded Annika’s parents as heroes. They were pretty neutral on what happened.

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We all live in outer space, out in the middle of nowhere. Everyone ever has, and will. And not a single one of us got a warning of the risks before they roped us all into this. Kinda messed up when you think about it.

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Save the dog by merging it’s mind with Seven of Nine’s body. Not because it’s a sexy body, but because it has the nanoprobes.

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20 points

We are the Dorg. You will become a good boy. Resistance is futile.

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8 points

…We will add your zoomies and derpy expressions to our own.

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3 points

Your culture will adapt to scritch us.

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18 points

“The dog”…

You mean PORTHOS! Give them some respect!

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4 points

Aka the Destroyer of Trees, the Consumer of Cheese!

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8 points

Exactly! The Dog is Tendi’s dog, not Archer’s dog.

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1 point

Scotty beamed into the vacuum of space, that’s not a lot of respect either.

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