218 points

I’d take the $10 mil. Childhood seems like it would be a lot less fun if I had to go through it again but now with the jaded mind of a middle aged man.

I can for sure find a way to have fun with ten million dollars though 😉

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81 points

Yeah my childhood sucked, and knowing I’d have another 12 years of abuse with nobody taking me seriously because I’m a kid? No thanks. I could put $10mil to good use right now.

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34 points

Mine sucked too but I’m trans and would kill to have known that information from the getgo rather than finding out in my 20s

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I’m really sorry to hear that you had to go through that, and you can tell me to fuck right off if you don’t want to think about it, but you got me wondering.

Do you think if you went back, you could use what you know today to prevent/avoid it and see how that changes your life?

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16 points

If their childhood was anything like mine, the impotence wouldn’t be fixed by knowledge.

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1 point

My childhood also sucked, but I’d go back.

My parents weren’t monsters, they were flawed people doing what they thought was best… If I could go back and clearly assert myself and my needs? Especially with what I know now?

I’d take that deal.

Not too mention, I’m a programmer. I know every major advancement we’ve made in the past decades…If I designed a language in the early 00’s, I would be worshipped by all programmers. I could’ve made Uber when the iphone launched, and never took a dime in investments. I’d also jump forward AI tech by a couple decades - I could make the world unrecognizable. I’d be a household name, although I’d probably use a pseudonym

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27 points

10 mil is definitely easier, but if you memorized important global events and stock market crashes or explosions you could potentially build an empire. 10 mil would be chump change at that point. You could potentially maneuver yourself into positions of extreme power and help to shape the world, possibly change it for the better in the process.

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True, but in this case I’d only be six years old. I’d be too young to really do anything about future events, and anyone who could do something probably wouldn’t listen to a kid warning then about politics and finance. Somehow I feel like by the time I’d be old enough to make any of that information useful I would have either forgotten a lot of it or ceased to care. I might choose differently if I was starting at age like 25 or 30 though

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Well I would imagine my parents would pay attention to a 6 year old with the intellect and speech capability of a fully grown adult, especially once i tell them I can predict important future events and deliver a couple examples. Then I could ask them to create a trust fund and make it invest according to my foreknowledge. 25 years later and it’s a global empire with controlling shares in all major corporations.

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but if you memorized important global events and stock market crashes or explosions you could potentially build an empire.

That is the thing when these kinds of topics appear, I totally would commit the same mistakes all over again, hence a boring childhood (I still think I’d go back though).

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1 point

Gotta somehow get seed money. Even investing your allowance would only get you a couple of thousand. You’re investing doesn’t really pay off until you’re old enough and rich enough to put real money in the game.

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4 points

See my other comment on this. I’m fairly sure I could get my parents to listen, whom would then do the investing for me, with a lot more than just an allowance (kids can’t invest anyway).

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12 points

$10MM is instant retirement money.

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9 points

Yep, red pill would be 3rd place after ‘neither’. I don’t need the burden of that knowledge at 6, especially without the power to act on it.

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3 points

Plus, all of my friends would effectively be dead if I took the red pill.

My 30 year-old mind is not going to be able to get along with my friends when they were also six, and no grownups are going to want to be friends with me as a six year-old, besides pedophiles.

It’d be a very lonely few decades, and no amount of stock exchange billions are worth that for me.

I’m definitely taking the money now.

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107 points

If I get back to 2005 I can easily get more than 10 millions by the time it’s 2024 again. Plus all the other perks of restarting your life

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79 points

Easy. Bitcoin.

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35 points
  • Zoom and GameStop stock.
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Yeah, get into Bitcoin at the peak investment age of ten.

Edit: JFC y’all, I’m middle-aged.

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12 points

Have you tried being older? Bitcoin would be a 21+ problem for me!

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If your family had a PC at that time absolutely. Just wait for the first inklings and start mining. It was way easier at the start. You’d be able to get several thousands pretty easy. Maybe you get some visa gift cards as a kid for Christmas, dump em in there. Or even just go to any store and use your allowance to buy one. Then sell at the peak. EZPZ

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Yeah, you can do that. Bitcoin is anonymous and you could earn it relatively easy when it first came out. If you want to get real fucked up with it you could make even more by appealing to those early black markets and use your age as a cover, but that’s risk.

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At the start all you needed was access to any computer. Mine for an hour and come out with some bitcoin

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1 point

At ten you might have a computer that can mine a couple of hundred bit coin

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Early mining required a mid-tier gaming PC, the kind you could finance with a paper route

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5 points

Think of all the time that you could waste again!

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2 points

You become 6 again, but it’s still 2024 and you really freak out your parents. No getting to know the future.

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1 point

No way I’m going through childhood again. Mine sucked.

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85 points

Do I go back in time to when I was six (red pill then) or am I 6 in 2024 (blue pill then)?

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26 points

If I go back in time am I morally obligated to try to stop 9/11?

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14 points

Did you see that episode of Family Guy? I think world events still have to happen.

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2 points

Your best bet would be to set fires in both towers, causing their evacuation.

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1 point

I didn’t ask how to prevent it, I asked if I’m morally obligated to try.

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1 point

I didn’t even think of the possibility of becoming 6 now. That’s a good monkeys paw scenario.

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81 points

If I choose red, I wouldn’t be able to guarantee my daughter would be born even if I met my wife because of, well, biology, but if choose the blue pill I can make sure she’ll have a huge head start on life from this point out, so blue pill it is.

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19 points

Exactly! In the past, I would have chosen the red pill to change decisions that I made in the past. But today there are some things in my life that are not directly the result of conscious decisions, but that I would not want to miss.

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7 points

Yeah same. I would love to avoid so much pain and suffering I went through, so much wasted time and bad decisions, but I would not risk it if I didn’t end up with my spouse and child. So, blue pill all the way. Also, 10 mil would actually solve 95% of all our problems to be honest.

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2 points

Wholesome take

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2 points

You can guarantee that she won’t be born

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61 points

Money. I ain’t doing this shit again.

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5 points

Amen

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2 points

But you can do it better the second time. Also you can be rich if when you turn 18 you invest in things you know succeed like Apple, Microsoft, amazon… granted I dunno how young you are, but I’d be going back to the early 90s, and could invest in stuff in the early 2000s

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It doesn’t matter how young or old anyone is. Living another 12 years as a child is not worth any amount of money.

Unless you really love the idea of going thru K-8 and then highschool again as an adult in a kids body…

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Unless you really love the idea of going thru K-8 and then highschool again as an adult in a kids body…

But you know so much now, exams would be a piece of cake.

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With adult knowledge, but your brain would be your age. You’d have the kid ability to learn. Become fluent in another language if you want

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