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No matter how kind you are...

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German kids are kinder

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udon@lemmy.world
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Not only German kids, actually. All kids, in the eyes of a German.

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slazer2au@lemmy.world
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As are Dutch kids.

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TedvdB@feddit.nl
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No they aren’t. There are kinderen.

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slazer2au@lemmy.world
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Only in the plural.

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TedvdB@feddit.nl
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In singular(?) it’s “kind”. So that doesn’t work out. 1 kind, 2 kinderen.

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isthingoneventhis@lemmy.world
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Works better when read and not said, but still funny lol.

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Aurelius@lemmy.world
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Das ist richtig

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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I have German children planted in my yard.

It’s my kinder garden.

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