72 points

I ordered two large fries and all I got was a HUNDRED FUCKIN LITTLE ONES

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I shouldn’t eat ANY French fries for my health. Fortunately, my health isn’t a consideration when I’m having fries. Sounds like they found a good way to use grant money for lunches, though!

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5 points

Ok, you’ve convinced me that I need a shitload of fries. Off to the airfryer I go!

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3 points

I read it as hairdryer at first

Ok, you’ve convinced me that I need a shitload of fries. Off to the hairdryer I go!

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2 points

Not the FASTEST way, but if you have a really powerful hairdryer I guess you might be able to reheat a few fries? 🤷😂

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2 points

honestly it’s so overblown, you can eat fries it’s fucking fine.
what’s important is that you also eat some damn vegetables, don’t eat tons of sugar, and go for a at least a 5 minute stroll every other day.

if you really like fries, get an air fryer. they make perfectly fine freezer fries with fewer calories and no mess from oil.

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30 points

Serving sizes are always a fucking joke.

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13 points

Nutritional stats per 100g is the only way

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Reminder: Pam Cooking Spray is zero calorie, zero fat, and zero carb

Because there are 746 Servings in a single can of Pam. A serving size of 1/4 a second - which is small enough I’m not sure most people could do it. Just enough to round down from a tiny fraction to zero.

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4 points

Not a great example. Cooking spray is for making a pan or cover non-stick. You ingest very little of it.

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7 points

You’ve obviously not spent enough time around gym bros. I have on multiple occasions overheard conversations about using it as a butter substitute because, "…it has no calories. "

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2 points

Tic-tacs say they are “sugar free” even though they’re almost entirely made of sugar, they’re just small enough that they fall under the report regulations.

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So what would be the serving size of a baked potato? Because a single potato can make more than 6 fries and usually when you have a baked potato, it’s the whole potato.

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13 points

Baked potatoes aren’t cooked in grease which adds a bit of calories

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10 points

Right, you have to add the butter, cheese, and sour cream afterwards

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2 points

Or have it plain. Really no wrong way to eat a baked potato. Put whatever you want on it

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6 points

Maybe a baked potato is a special case because you arent using oil to cook it?

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Yeah. I wonder how that affects it. I have been airfrying potatoes when I want fries this last year, feel bad because they are a lot of carbs, but at least there is like a teaspoon of olive oil split between them. Gotta be a little healthier than directly dropping them in a frier basket.

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23 points

I can’t believe they didn’t include the unit. Are we talking 6 small, medium, or large fries? There’s variation on where you get them from too. That could be so many fries!

/s

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4 points

football fields most likely

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3 points

6 Waffle Fries.

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