I had the urge while out the other day and had to wipe, like a peasant. Bidets should be a right in the kingdom.
Get a little portable bidet. They’re not ideal, but it sure beats the awful toilet paper in public bathrooms.
Wait, those exist? I might have to look into it, because I can’t install a normal bidet in my apartment (horrible Soviet era piping all over the place)
CuloClean Portable Bidet for… https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07L448T4K?ref=FuckOff
They’re basically a squishy water bottle… Not ideal but might be worth a try?
My $35 bidet is awesome and just diverts water from the tank. It took less than 10 minutes to install: remove seat, place bidet, replace seat, unscrew tank water supply, screw in water splitting hose. You don’t even need to turn off the water, that’s how easy it is. It’s great for renters, too, because you’re not actually making any modifications, and it’s easy to remove with no trace.
Mine’s a Luxe, but there are several like it in the same price range.
Tons of places do not have bidets. Hell, numerous places here still have squat toilets. I guess they are common in many tourist spots and stations in bigger cities. I have some occasional digestive issues and tend to know where toilets with washlets are in places I frequent.
Idk about you guys, but I typically don’t watch other people wipe their ass lol
Why would you want to watch that?
We had them and then moved to a new place with solid metal lines going to the toilet so I couldn’t reinstall our bidets. I lived in luxury for years only to have it snatched away… Don’t take your bidet for granted people.
I just do that dog thing where I hitch my legs up and use my arms to drag my ass down the hallway runner.
