84 points

This guy wiped out an entire race with a thought and your plan is to do what exactly?

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43 points

Me personally? I’m going to back away slowly without giving him my name.

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32 points

It’s like that scene in “The Dark Knight”

Lucius Fox : Let me get this straight, you think that your client, one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail this person?

[Reese’s face falls and Fox smiles]

Lucius Fox : Good luck.

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I’m sure Picard could get a hold of Q and make a deal.

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Q would have said,

“Oh the Husnock? Horrible, simply horrible species. Good riddance. Did you ask me here to give Uxbridge a medal or something? Because he certainly doesn’t deserve it! Why I’ve already genocided three species this morning and didn’t even get a thank you.”

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9 points

With a thought, because he was pissed off, and Wesley’s big brain idea is to fuck with him. Picard had the wisdom to shrug and go “whatcha gonna do?”

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1 point

Fiesta!

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65 points

That guy put himself in solitary confinement, forever. What could the feddies do to him that is more fitting?

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24 points

Play with the thermostat?

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11 points

Cruel and unusual much?

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18 points

Pipe in an endless loop of “Baby Shark” and Justin Bieber?

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5 points

Taylor Swift. I’ve got that “wildest dreams” one stuck in my head. It’s an anxiety thing.

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2 points

Is it really confinement if you can leave of your own volition?

Also, hang him.

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1 point

Yes, let’s put a noose around the neck of someone who is essentially a god.

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2 points

What’s he gonna do about it? Besides, Picard already bosses around a god all the time.

If you really are too scared, we can make Sisko do it.

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57 points

I mean, I sort of imagine it to be less the “rule on the books” part, and more the “do we actually have the physical capacity to enforce those rules” end of it. They cant really imprison him (I mean while he’s feeling guilty he might stay willingly, but they cant keep him in if he eventually changes his mind, so itd more be him imprisoning himself). Trying to despite the futility of it would seem somewhat dangerous, because again, if he should ever change his mind, you clearly dont want to seem hostile to something with that kind of power, especially when you dont have it. Saying “Our law is not sufficient for you” could just be interpreted as the most diplomatic way given his mental state to justify leaving and not returning.

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47 points

To be fair Janeway wasn’t around at the time, so they didn’t have any examples of genocide to go off of.

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17 points

Didn’t Sisko wipe out a whole planet because fuck you Eddington?

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21 points

He just made it uninhabitable by humans. Not exactly the same as wiping it out, but since it forced displacement of a whole planet, it was genocide.

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I think genocide requires death

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6 points

Phlox, Janeway, Sisko

Damn. Lots of genocide from the good guys.

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4 points

Why not Phlox?

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42 points

If the Federation was in the business of putting higher beings on trial, don’t you think the second they learned Q was human they’d slap him in a courtroom so fast it’d make his head spin?

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9 points

Hold up. Q is human??

Fuck me. That’s big spoilers. When am I gonna find this out?

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Later on we find out he was just 2 Q kids in a trenchcoat pretending to be human

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3 points

I summon thee, @Stamets to do your duty

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If these are spoilers you are about 30 years behind.

Q

Two that I can remember: Q got temporarily kicked out of the continuum (reference d above), also when Q got banished in the asteroid and Janeway let him out, he became human, then committed suicide.

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24 points

Note that Q and Q are not the same person.

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10 points

I was talking about the first Q, of course.

The case with the second Q was technically a civil suit.

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3 points

Yeah I’m only a couple seasons into TNG.

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13 points

Q was turned into a human by other Q. It lasted for an episode

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7 points

He is in one episode.

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