If you swallow appleseed(s)

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria

—Mac

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“Respect your elders”

Nah they’re the ones who destroyed the economy giving free rein to corporations, set the planet on fire, and let cops run loose murdering and stealing as they please, fuck them

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Not saying you’re necessarily wrong but “Fuck em” seems to be the new mantra of our society on all levels. Doesn’t bode well for the future.

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That is because society on all levels deserves it. We need to stop with the expectation that people in certain jobs or positions deserve respect just because of their job or position. They only deserve respect if they earn it.

If they don’t earn respect, fuck em.

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all levels

Healthcare is a level.

Housing the homeless is on a level society operates.

Crime prevention too.

You thought this through at all, or was this just a doodle on your trapper-keeper in homeroom?

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It actually DOES bode well for the future.

The Boomers lived by “Fuck the future, I got mine now.”

We’re trying to change it to “Fuck the past, we ain’t got shit.”

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Fixed, thank you!

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I feel like this is going to have [excellent] synergy with my boundary posts :)

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“You’ve got to love him – he’s your brother, after all.”

Yeah, he’s my brother who would get angry and destroy all my things when we were young, my brother who sexually abused my youngest sibling, my brother who launched into a homophobic rant against my mom during a time when she had cancer, a brother who cheated on and verbally and physically abused his first wife, a brother who probably drove my nephew to suicide.

No, fuck him. I don’t love him, and I never will.

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Yeah I’d say that’s got to be triggering to hear. How do you respond to “advice” like that normally? Assuming it’s from someone who actually knows your brother.

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I never have any response that’s likely to be edifying or helpful, so I typically respond with, “Well, I don’t,” and try to disengage. That’s usually enough.

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If you take a level of rogue you can disengage as a bonus action

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Sounds like a good strategy. Less is more.

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“Walk it off”

— coach

No, my torn ligaments need to rest and heal, asshole, not to endure further trauma. Get me some ice!

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Puttin’ it on ice, bitches

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Take a salt tablet.

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“If you were just more positive you’d not be complaining about being depressed all the time”.

And/or

“Have you tried just being happy for once?”

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Aka fake it til you make it

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I don’t know, this one has pretty much carried me through the last 40 years. There’s definitely worse advice.

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Yea same here but in a different way than what people usually mean. Don’t fake being rich until you are. I was and to a certain extent still am socially anxious and bad at talking to people and holding conversations. I started faking being more socially adept than I actually was by copying people I knew who were extroverts and by observing peoples interactions in the wild. Eventually I did get better with both and have no issue with either, although I do need some time to recharge later on after social interactions.

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Putting in my unasked for opinion that we should popularize ‘flail it til you nail it’

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Anything regarding loyalty to an employer or insurance company

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