50 points

Let’s pave paradise and put up a Walmart parking lot!

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Oh man, just imagine: everyone living in those skyscrapers could work at that Walmart!

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No one is promising those skyscrapers are in anyway nice to live in.

Company Canyon goes $$$$

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OMG do you mean a 15 minute city!?!? How dare they focus us to live in such a place. They are bound to make us stop rolling coal with our trucks while they are at it! Freedum!

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For god’s sake, don’t give them ideas!

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I mean fuck it, we’ve already exterminated entire biomes of species who dared to exist where we wanted strip malls, what’s another pretty geological formation?

We might be the worst neighbor in the entire universe, because we handily win that title on Earth.

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There’s actually a settlement down there already, they have to get their mail delivered by pack mule from the top of the canyon’s post office

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10 points

But this has a massive Walmart!

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7 points

What’s the Amazon deliver time?

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11 points

They just throw it down the side of the cliff

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4 points

The mail is all junk mail! Extended warranty on my mule??

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4 points

Sounds like a perfect place to test drone delivery

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3 points

They should get a giant slide. Mail slide!

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I’d think a zip line would be a much more efficient method of getting mail down. Then again it could just be a case of “well the mules already go down each day so they might as well carry mail”.

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Nowhere to park here 😡

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